* "I didn't blink at school today. Not even once."
* "There is a new boy in my class named Cody Machanic." Now why do I think this is made up? Cody Mechanic... really???
* "I didn't breathe today at school. I held my breath all day."
* It's 8:05 and we are on our way up to bed when he realizes, "I forgot to eat my dessert!" Dessert is a highlight of our day. He believes that dessert comes after not only dinner... but breakfast and lunch too.
* "What color is God's coat?"
* "The sparkle on the ocean are stars that have come down." There was no lead into this conversation... just thought he would let me know.
* "How does God get into your heart? Does he just take a knife and cut it open?"
* His doctor asks, "So Luca, do you have a girlfriend?" He replies matter of fact, "Yes." Doctor asks, "Who is it?" Luca replies as if he should know, "Mommy. I'm going to marry her." Duuuuuuhhhh.
and my personal favorite from today...
"My butt is different than other people's butts because I can hold my poop for a really really long time."
Good to know.